After months living nearby, at least I got the opportunity to visit Woking. One of many satellite cities for the capital, you can go to Woking from London with SouthWest Train (and sadly nothing else, as both Google Maps and Rome2Rio tell me).
Anyway, why do you need to go to Woking? There are two “main” reasons for me to visit Woking.
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And I’ve fulfilled those two reasons, so all’s well with the world.